Monday, October 6, 2008

IRS Humor

I know this is usually a some what serious blog but I couldn't resist these jokes and humor. I hope know one is offended. I mean to just lighten things a bit.

Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.

Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose.

The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts:1. How much did you make last year?2. How much do you have left?3. Send amount listed in part 2.
"65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women." --Jay Leno

"The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th. If it is more then three years they will just keep it. How come it doesn't work that way with back taxes?" —Jay Leno

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said. "Have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.

Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

2 comments:

Wally said...

Dude, this is great! Its good to have a good laugh, even at the IRS' expense. Thanks for keeping it light.

monkeyDluffy said...

If you have been contacted by the IRS for possible tax evasion, the last thing you want to do is face them alone without being represented; they are adept at intimidation.

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